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Office Secret Santa Swaps
It was really stupid my work was still having the office Christmas party. They just laid off 50% of the department 2 weeks ago. I guess they already spent the money, and organized it. Plus who knew that bitch Tessa who got let go was actually a witch. It started out like any other work party. Everyone was making small talk, and then we started to play secret Santa.
Right when we were about to start playing Tessa walked in. She seemed really disheveled, maybe drunk. She angrily yelled at all of us. My manager Ben told her to leave, but Tessa just smiled an evil smirk and mumbled some strange words and suddenly none of us could move. “My gift from you all was getting fired, but I think I should give you all a better gift than that. You stupid peasants never realized I was a witch. I'm going to use my magic to make this secret Santa game a little more exciting.” Tessa said, and then clapped her hands once. Green flames shot off her and hit the presents. “Ben, since you wanted me to leave, why don't you go first” she said as she gestured to the presents.
Ben the 50 year old office manger gulped and nervously walked over to the presents. He picked up the one that had his name on it. “Come on hurry up and open it Benny boy, other people want to go” Tessa mockingly said. Ben opened it and there was a flash. In his place was a petite young black trans woman.
“What da hell is this shit” Ben said. Tessa giggled” Well most gifts are boring, but my gifts are all exciting. You all said getting laid off would lead to an exciting new life somewhere else, so thats what I'm giving you all new lives!” Ben stood there nervously inspecting his new black skin. He absent mindedly twisted his new boobs. “Ohhh shit this feels good” Ben said, “but still bitch you gotta change me back”. “No sorry no can do. You are no longer Ben, your Tinisha the 26 year old black trans girl. You work at Starbucks and have a mildly successful onlyfans account. Oh and a BF with a big dick who loves to stretch out your ass. Enjoy your new life” Tessa said and then snapped her fingers and the new Tinisha disappeared.
“Ok, who wants to go next? Albert, how about you.” Tessa said. Albert begged her not to make him do it but she said he had to. He opened his gift and just like Ben there was a flash. Instead of Albert the 25 year old hipster looking guy, there was a 60 year old woman. “Oh sugars” Albert said in an old feminine voice. “Everyone welcome Judy. Unlike Tinisha, Judy still works here. She has a loving husband and is a wonderful grandma to two young grandchildren.” Tessa stated, “ Well Judy you better get home to your hubby its your anniversary after all.” She snapped her fingers and just like before she was gone.
“Jen your up, don’t worry I know we did not get along, but I won't hold that against you” Tessa laughed as she said this. Jen opened her gift and poof. Instead of Jen, the 30 year old yogi that everyone in the office wanted to sleep with, there was George, a 50 year old fat janitor, with a micropenis. “OMG Jen said bursting into tears.” Tessa just laughed and pulled out a measuring tape. “LOL your pee pee is barely half an inch. Enjoy your new life as a tiny dicked loser George!”.
“I always liked you AJ, you are up” Tessa winked. Just like all the rest AJ opened his present and boom he now was Sklyar 21 year old bombshell, who was a nail tech, but also had a very rich sugar daddy. Skylar was stunned feeling up her boobs.
“Ok I am bored now”, Tessa snapped her fingers and the rest of the staff began to transform. “Enjoy your new lives, losers”
Monday, December 9, 2024
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